童话故事

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1.

once upon a time there was this princess who had a bright and beautiful eye. yeah the other one was nearsighted and much smaller.

2.

once upon a time there was this female dragon who had a huge dick. undoubtedly the evilest creature in fairy tales. don't tell your kids about her. unless you have a bold and horny kid.

3.

one day when the princess was sitting in her room quietly and minding her own business, the evil dragon attacked the castle and took her away!

4.

they made a cute couple. end of story.